HARDWATER - "Promised Land" complete tracklist

Released by SweetStickySounds Records. Donwload for free anywhere from the North Pole to the South Pole. Everyone's gonna end up dead anyway. Peace, out 'Phine! i'm just playin' >>>>> http://sssrecords.multiply.com/photos/photo/28/1

myPodcast (Greatest Hits)

Sadaku's Moral

Isang araw, sa isang Pop Culture 101 class...

Prof. Tawi: So class, what is the moral lesson of the The Ring?
Bura: Sir, "madaan ka sa tingin"!

The Death of Willie Garte

Jolog 1: Brad, totoo bang nasagasaan sa EDSA si Willie Garte? Tumawid daw kasi, hindi gumamit ng overpass.

Jolog 2: Dehins yan totoo, brad! Nag-O.D. kaya yun!!

Superman vs. Batman

Q:What does Superman have that I don't have?
A: Balls of steel.


Q: What does Batman have that I don't have?
A: Bat balls?
Q: No, ordinary balls stupid. Bruce Wayne is an Earthling mortal. What did you think? That this was another old joke?

Next Picture

Relax, see a movie!

Pia Guanio got Fat

"She said she'll become single instantly if she was that fat. Well, I'm not the President of the unofficial Pia Guanio Fans Club for nothing! Move over, Enrico. "

- President of the unofficial Pia Guanio Fans Club, after watching Extra Challenge Bilbilicious Babes
male, 32

Old Loyalties

Passing by Ayala Avenue today to see the Gloriagate rallyists when a man suddenly blurted these words right behind my ears (on bullhorn, mind you):

"Marcos! Marcos! Marcos pa rin!!!"

Hots for Yahoo

Confession of a Yahoo Mail user:

"HELP!

I am obsessed with that Yahoo Mail chick. Does anyone know how I can get in touch with her? Probably her YM id or email ad so I can drop a line or two, y'know? She's HOT, man! I mean, just look at that smile... makes me wanna take her out to dinner. Then maybe we can dance the tango at my place, light some scented candles, make love infront of the fireplace.

Dammit, I'm gettin horny already."

O.G.I.T. MIX (Vol. 1 No. 1)

Boracay
"Poor man's Bailey's"

1 long neck Tanduay Gold/5 years/ESQ/Blue
1 can Alaska condensed milk (large)
1 tsp coffee
1 bag of ice

Pre-mix 1 tsp of coffee with 1 cup of water. Mix rum and milk until liquid turns peach and milk is completely diffused. Add cup of coffee. Stir well.

Fill a scotch glass with ice. Add Boracay to fill. Bottoms up!